Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

"Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--"

"Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry,"Archer offered."

"No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk."

"Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?"

"Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--"

"So hologram means--"I finally said."It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now."