#cats

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone for extended periods of time."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."

"Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me."

"I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior code, I love him more that I could imagine loving any other cat. And if Fireheart knew, would he love me, too?- Sandstorm"

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats."

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

"Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own."

"To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats"

"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."

"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"

"What greater gift than the love of a cat."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."

"She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under."

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."