#cats

"You fuck - you ate my cat!"

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

"Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone for extended periods of time."

"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."

"I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley)."

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons."

"Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me."

"'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?"

"I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear."

"What greater gift than the love of a cat."

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats."

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"Holding this soft, small living creature in my lap this way, though, and seeing how it slept with complete trust in me, I felt a warm rush in my chest. I put my hand on the cat's chest and felt his heart beating. The pulse was faint and fast, but his heart, like mine, was ticking off the time allotted to his small body with all the restless earnestness of my own."

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."