#cats

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."

"I just sprayed cologne on my hand and then pet the back of my cat's head while he slept, and he woke up so confused, trying to sniff behind his neck and all around wondering what sweet attack he was under."

"To err is human, to purr is feline."

"You fuck - you ate my cat!"

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."

"I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy."

"I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"I meant,"said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE."

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS."

"What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?"

"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"

"I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior code, I love him more that I could imagine loving any other cat. And if Fireheart knew, would he love me, too?- Sandstorm"

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"What greater gift than the love of a cat."