Robert Benchley

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."

"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."