#dark-humor

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."

"What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?"

"RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live."

"I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are."

"One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die."