philosophy

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"To live is to change, to acquire the words of a story, and that is the only celebration we mortals really know."

"Philosophy can make people sick."

"Be bold. Don’t wait. Go ahead."

"I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman."

"What we have forgotten is that thoughts and words are conventions, and that it is fatal to take conventions too seriously. A convention is a social convenience, as, for example, money ... but it is absurd to take money too seriously, to confuse it with real wealth ... In somewhat the same way, thoughts, ideas and words are "coins"for real things."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Wenn man nachts nicht schläft, werden Träume wahr."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"A netizen speaks normally about one’s life’s first priority or preference through the profile picture; it’s often the person seen therein, but it could also be the product on which s/he lays the hand on or seen as an inset in this selfish and materialistic world."

"You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid and monotonous. Work is a much better explanation for the creeping cretinization all around us than even such significant moronizing mechanisms as television and education."

"You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you"

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"The sole remaining task for philosophy is the analysis of language."

"Those who know that they are profound strive for clarity. Those who would like to seem profound to the crowd strive for obscurity. For the crowd believes that if it cannot see to the bottom of something it must be profound. It is so timid and dislikes going into the water."

"To help humanity, live with kindness and harmony."

"To learn is not to know; there are the learners and the learned. Memory makes the one, philosophy the others."

"No woman in maternity confinement can have stranger and more impatient wishes than I have."

"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together."

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes."