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"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"A Man Said to the UniverseA man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!”“However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation."

"Patience is a virtue not a vice."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"To every man his little cross. Till he dies. And is forgotten."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

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"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"