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"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"The greatest cause in the world is joyfully rescuing people from hell, meeting their earthly needs, making them glad in God, and doing it with a kind, serious pleasure that makes Christ look like the Treasure he is."

"But we are strong, each in our purpose, and we are all more strong together."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"We make our purpose."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Part of him wanted to weep... but his purpose was rigid within him. He felt he could not bend to gentleness without breaking."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Your value lies not in status or title, but in the roots of your character and depth of your compassion."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"You smell good, too,” said PatchIt’s called a shower.” I was staring straight ahead. When he didn’t answer, I turned sideways. “Soap. Shampoo. Hot water.”Naked. I know the drill."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."