More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symbol for Thing, the one I created that is confusing and abstract and makes people ask, What is that thing? And I always reply, “If you already knew, why did you ask?"
"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."
"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."