More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."