More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think a cool #startup would be a company that makes Finish line tape, for marathons. In the long run, it could be very profitable."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."