30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100%... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."