More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s the best place to hang a noose. More politicians need to be sticking their necks out for us."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."