More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"