My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."
"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."
"I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach."