More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"Are all caps really necessary? No need to shout at me. My hearing is perfect when the words arrive in my mind through my eyes."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."