More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"
"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."