75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t ne... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."