The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?"
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"