The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"Buy one I love you for $3.99. Buy twelve for $48.00. That’s a savings of twelve cents—directly into my bank account. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Objects not intended for individuals who tend to put forever objects in their mouths."
"My writing has appeared in the New Yorker and The Atlantic Monthly, though whenever the newsstand guy catches me scribbling my poetry in them, he always comes along later and erases it."