"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"I wear a glove to honor all the men who have given me a hand. And to think, out of all those men, they only had one hand. No wonder I never get any high-fives."