Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you b... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."