More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."