Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you b... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."