More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."
"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."