More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."