More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for a straw."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."