If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it prior... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."