If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it prior... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."