"To fast track your business and become the Roger Bannister of personal branding, be a connector, accumulator, accelerator and facilitator of relationships."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."