A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—an... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still, I was able to trade it for political favors."

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