A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat look... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician."
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."