A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick?... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."