More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."