More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."