More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing myself. Am I the ideal leader? Let’s just say that if I were running for political office, I know who I’d vote for—twice."
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."