Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."