More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."