I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The au... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."