I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The au... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."