More quotes by W.C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."