Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from bet... - W.C. Fields
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
More quotes by W.C. Fields
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."