More quotes by W.C. Fields

"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."