I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."

"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."