More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."