More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."