More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."