I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."