I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."

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"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."
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