More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"The only problem with dreaming is it's a solo activity. Imagine how glorious life would be if we could share dreams and create in unison."