A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I sa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Buy one I love you for $3.99. Buy twelve for $48.00. That’s a savings of twelve cents—directly into my bank account. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Objects not intended for individuals who tend to put forever objects in their mouths."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."