More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."
"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."