More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."