More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."
"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."