"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."