"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."