More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed to picking up on political rhetoric."