If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."

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