I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."