I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."