Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"

"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."

"Personal branding is crucial in today's society. Just remember to wait until the metal is red hot before pressing it into your flesh."

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."