More quotes by Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"gray hair is gods graffiti"
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"gray hair is gods graffiti"