And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every... - Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

"I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red."

"The Princess Andromeda?""Went ka-boom."

"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."

"Erre es korakas, Blinky!"Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"

"The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive."