More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve read it. Somewhere in a book on the history of false teeth there’ll be the making of a novel."