More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."