More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into shape. Third draft: comb its nose and blow its hair. I usually find that most of the book will have handed itself to me on that first draft."
"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."