More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."
"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."
"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."