"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."
"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."
"In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."
"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."